All right. Having a slacker moment at work.

5 questions. Anyone can answer 'em (though S.A.J, they're kinda for you)...

1. You have to kiss one of the following (with full tongue and nasty assed spittle trail) for at least 2 minutes (not 5 seconds you MTV bastards): Madonna, Britney or Christina. And why?

2. Reveal the gory details of the worst date you've been on. (So I stole the question from Cati so sue me).

3. If you could be a Super Friend, which one would you be?

4. Rick James or MC Hammer?

5. Thomas Dolby has just set your house on fire. Which 2 things do you grab? And before beating Mr. Dolby to a bloody pulp, do you sing him a few lines of "Blinded me with science"?

There you have it. The most lame ass questions I could come up with. I feel shame.

I was going to add the following question, but in the name of taste, decided against it:
Dirty Sanchez or Donkey Punch?
Let's call that one 4a. (I think Rick James would pick Donkey Punch).

Damn, I gotta get me some fresh air. STAT!